it's a sad day when...

[sleeping sitting up now since nothing else is working.]

-you wake up with "i might even be a rockstar" by hannah montana in your head. but just the chorus though, because that's the only part you know. so lucky for you, that part keeps playing over and over and over [and over]. how did i ever get so blessed??

-you can't sleep in anymore because the sun currently wakes you up...? i'm sorry, when did i become one of those mountain men when my sleep can't even stand the test of time and i'm "waking up with the sun"?? c'mon body, these are my glory days, give mama some dang beauty rest.

-it's way past your dinner time. you're starving, but you already ate two giant oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. and you're no einstein, but according to the nutritional content of those, you shouldn't be eating for another ten years. dang it.

-you go to ikea for the first time ever...and love it more than anything. and realize that you could lose track of time for days in there just looking at everything. obviously this is a testament to my true classy character. but c'mon, dishes in EVERY color?? it's kind of like a museum....for dorky recently inexpensive decor-obsessed people like me. oh, who am i?

-you're laughing more at the jokes you're making than the ones that other people are making. out loud. for too many minutes. people are staring. it's not my fault i think [and know] i'm the funniest person i know, okay?

-you are motivated to go to a wedding reception mainly because of the food. and you are legitimately considering bringing tupperware to take some home with you, discreetly or not. but seriously though, congratulations to the happy couple...as i down this gourmet pizza and pastries.

-you're excited for school to start in a couple days. and, you can't wait to go to your accounting class. when did i become this person?