[why i'm able to trick people into thinking i'm a normal person. in my defense, these were taken extremely late at night.......which isn't normal.]
- why girls with really long and pretty hair will cut their hair short. and like it better that way?? okay, go ahead and have your butch haircut. i'm just gonna be one of those creepy old ladies with the longest white hair and i'm gonna like it.
- why all boys don't wear cologne. honestly, it doesn't matter what you look like or what words come out of your mouth, YOU WILL GET THE GIRL. or you will at least get michelle dastrup (shhh, don't tell daddy).
- why i continue to procrastinate my butt-long papers until the night before they are due. and not only is there a paper to write, but there is a book to be read before in order to write the paper....that also doesn't get started until the night before it is due. oh, oh! and this also happened two weeks ago. i have serious procrastinating problems. submit me to a clinic or something.
- why i even attempt eating healthy. my brain's like what up healthy, toned body?? we got this!! and then my body's like ha ha STOP. just give us the cookies already.
- why my really old comms professor from semesters ago keeps sending me "My Birthday requests" via email. i mean, it is my favorite day of the year and it can be yours too if you really want it that bad....
- why i am writing this blog post instead of writing the aforementioned paper that is due in an hour. you never learn, michelle.
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