i always only ever want doughnuts
clairey clairey quite contrary. she is the dolliest.
some of my favs on halloween
striped shirts are so versatile
liver's got himself a yittle necklace!
more on this shortly>>>
before i start, let me just say that there are only two days left until my favorite holiday OF THE YEAR besides my birthday. until then, i will continue to live off of eggs and water to conserve stomach space/offset the inevitable and truly inconceivable weight gain. i only started today, it's fine.
now the piece de resistance!
IT'S A SAD DAY WHEN:
-you're over at a new friend's house and you see a big painting of a dark-haired bearded man reaching through what looks like a pretty ocean wave and ask if it is jack johnson by chance! nope, it's jesus. you thought jesus was jack johnson. on a sunday. i go to church, i promise.
-you are taken out to sushi probably seven times in the course of two weeks. i swear i had never had so much (many) ***fish at one time in my life. and it is confusing and you are mixing up the fish's
-(this happened while i was in san diego) a foreign lady that i was helping at work says she wants some "dressy shoes that are flat", so i show her a table of nice leather flats. she says in her accent, "yes, but do you have any that are not doll shoes?". my eyes were literally crying keeping the snorting laughing fit from bubbling up.
-you're about to walk into the church building and a man rushes to open the door for you from the inside. "oh, thank you ha ha" "noooo, thank YOU". ummmm, you're welcome ya big weirdo. what am i even supposed to say to you now?
-you go to the most random halloween dance party and SWEAR 100 MILLION PERCENT you see a man that your parents are friends with dancing with a teenager. i swear on my life guys, it was him. i was full-on staring.
***=literal and figurative ;) ;) ;)
You always crack me up . . .I"m still laughing about the doll shoes comment . .
ReplyDeleteOk my comment just got deleted...let's see if I can remember it. Basically you are the funniest!!! And for the record, I still take baths at age 31, yeah pretty much nightly. Sounds like you don't have time for very many baths with all of those sushi dates. 7 times in 2 weeks? I need to hear about all of these boys!!! And laughed a lot about the guy saying no thank YOU. And the doll shoes.
ReplyDeleteLove you Meesh! Never change!
ReplyDeleteYou are the greatest for my health. The end. ( actually, I'm trying not to die laughing here in bed as I read this post.) I have tears coming out of my eyes from trying not to laugh. Hehe. I'm happy to see Oliver made the cut; unjust wish he was wearing clothes. I promise, I'm a good mother.
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